S.P.L.I.T No MORE!

i am just an unfamous guy who tore his pants when he plays the split in the chemistry lab.

rabin: yess!!some 1 tore his pantssss, some 1 tore his pantss TODAY!! *quickly* informed the whole class.

the embarrassed but calmed boy: oh shoots!

all the other girls in the class (most of them) ran to me as if i was giving out hard cash to see my torn pants..arghh! yet..they were really nice to so call protect me back,by standing at the back of me while i struggled my way back home like a dying penguin! my movement was so dreadful.. Anyhow, (thanks lillian,siew lee,tze yin,rabin and others) owe you ppl one..

MOM..DAD~
I WILL NEVER PLAY SPLIT ANYMORE!!

i go to market 'mai soung' everyday~~

one morning in tokyo, i was just doing what do human usually do..had a cup of hot english tea. and getting all ready to have a morning walk at the park..

so i went out around 7am? did not brush my teeth though.. with only a t-shirt n jeans , i bravely walked out the hotel, indirectly, putting me in a condition where i am left freezing in the cold & had to face the chilling winter all by myself and also without my winter's lover- the wool jacket..

anyhow,i neither give 5-fucks about it..cos i had only few hours to spent there, i quickly rushed my way to the subway,took a quick train to the south part of tokyo..

the japanese women in the train were really friendly and nice.only the GIRLS.. i mean..some of them even offered me to pay a visit to their houses.. it sounded fun,but, nah.. cos i am afraid that i will get conned or something like that..

so finally,the train stopped at the destination,i ran my hearts off from the train station ( seeing ppl queued to walk out off the train were like buruh paksas, made me lose all my patience, got frustrated so i rushed out like a raging bull )..i headed to the *okinawa park*. upon arrival, *wow* i said to myself!the first glimpse of that place were spectacular..the feeling i had for the place gets even better after seeing an array of *pweety* girls.. wellah!! it's like heaven ^^

another thing that i spotted is that their "longkao(drain)" had fishes swimming in it.. IF it was in MALAYSIA,the fishes would have died even before putting them into the drains..thier longkao water like drinking water,ours pulak like milo peng =.=" ..so all i had to say is ...... DIU NIA SENG! wth is wrong with Malaysian's cleanliness?

dik dok..dik dok..time passes really fast..so its around 10am i went back to my hotel..AND the funny part of the whole story happens HERE!!

at the soho,i saw some gang with black coats,smart looking rather, were demanding for something..which i dont really know what they were asking for..then a stranger walked by,so i stopped him.

who are those ppl in black coats..what are they doing,i asked kindly..

japanese guy: they are japanese yakuzas..(gangsters) , (gestures) *piang piang* (gun shots) ,they are japanese's version of Chow Yuen Fat..

darren: oohhh..YAPUN TOU DEI (in english it means: japanese culprits).. Me *points at myself*, CHOW YUEN FAT!

japanese guy: i thought CHOW YUEN FAT in HOLLYWOOD??

darren: NoNO, i go to market 'mai soung' everyday~~ nono, hollywood.lei chek kak chut hui yak si.yan tei man lei kong Chow Yuen Fat hai lei geh pang yao. Domo?

japanese guy: domo domo!



walks back to the hotel....




ppl lining up @ the railway station, japan

wohoo.. japan's SOGO





time to go home =(

my lunch @ white terrace..yumm yumm


ALOT PICTURES YET TO BE POSTED...FEELING LAZY NOW..will POST MORE WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT..have fun! ~>.<~

p.a.r.t.i.e.e

1 night in italiannies

yesterday was just another day filled with fun,laughter and time space for friendship bonding time..

why do i say so?hmmm...well look at the pictures..





















random pics @ republic bar




too little people pop..ed in the picture?

want more???


5Amanah..where amazing happens! (really?nah just joking,haha)
(look at row 3,3rd from right,(lillian) wat are you doin?haha..camera is here not there)

so guys got a rough picture in your mind what are we guys doing?

angel : i know i knowww, you are having reunion dinner with your ex-classmates

darren: *shakes head*...and presses the buzzer...*DENNNK*..WRONGG!

devil: ok..i shall answer this!?..you are having class parttyyy!!right??

darren: sighh... ( damn it,why devils always have the correct guess,*mind continues to ponder* haa! thought of it, because they have the brains of 5Amanah pupils)

devil: so,my guess was correct?hmmm..what do i get in return?









darren: well you won urself THIS! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


&



THAT! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>






devil: =_____= i could say its a pretty looking spaghetti,but noooooo...my cakeeee!!!who ate it??*fuming mad tone*

darren : eeeerrrmmm, okayy...i will tell you who ate the chocolate moose cake if you help me
get all thoseee hot chicks to have a photo with me in return..can we call it a deal?

devil: OKAY! its a deal then!

darren: darn it! (i feel so bad for 'spilling the beans' * in deep heart's core*)..argghh,for the sick of manhood,LILLIAN is the one you are looking for!!


WANTED


biodata
Name:Lillian Wee
Age: 17
Height: 5'3~5'4 cm
Weight: 40++ kg
Features: wears a FCUK spectacles

devil: the picture looks not convincing enough.it looks a lil blurred.any other pictures?

darren: yeaa..i have..but only a number of them

devil: then what areeeee youuuu waiting FOR???hand me the picturesss!!

darren: here..i manage to get only 2 pictures of her eating the cake,its a hard task for me to capture her picture..because she is always on the move..
here you go!





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credits: darren












darren: wellll,to be honest everyone ate the cake..but nobody wants to admit..take a look at the picture below..( those pupil can act really well,pretending not to look at the camera for some reasons i guess..feeling guilty, i believe!! )




darren: ok ok enough of this crap! i shall get back to my main point..maybe next time?


to be CONTINUED.....(since su wei said i had no new post..so here is the post then(TOOK ME 10 MIN TO FINISH THIS?)..haha