G-U 1001.8: i go to market 'mai soung' everyday~~

one morning in tokyo, i was just doing what do human usually do..had a cup of hot english tea. and getting all ready to have a morning walk at the park..

so i went out around 7am? did not brush my teeth though.. with only a t-shirt n jeans , i bravely walked out the hotel, indirectly, putting me in a condition where i am left freezing in the cold & had to face the chilling winter all by myself and also without my winter's lover- the wool jacket..

anyhow,i neither give 5-fucks about it..cos i had only few hours to spent there, i quickly rushed my way to the subway,took a quick train to the south part of tokyo..

the japanese women in the train were really friendly and nice.only the GIRLS.. i mean..some of them even offered me to pay a visit to their houses.. it sounded fun,but, nah.. cos i am afraid that i will get conned or something like that..

so finally,the train stopped at the destination,i ran my hearts off from the train station ( seeing ppl queued to walk out off the train were like buruh paksas, made me lose all my patience, got frustrated so i rushed out like a raging bull )..i headed to the *okinawa park*. upon arrival, *wow* i said to myself!the first glimpse of that place were spectacular..the feeling i had for the place gets even better after seeing an array of *pweety* girls.. wellah!! it's like heaven ^^

another thing that i spotted is that their "longkao(drain)" had fishes swimming in it.. IF it was in MALAYSIA,the fishes would have died even before putting them into the drains..thier longkao water like drinking water,ours pulak like milo peng =.=" ..so all i had to say is ...... DIU NIA SENG! wth is wrong with Malaysian's cleanliness?

dik dok..dik dok..time passes really fast..so its around 10am i went back to my hotel..AND the funny part of the whole story happens HERE!!

at the soho,i saw some gang with black coats,smart looking rather, were demanding for something..which i dont really know what they were asking for..then a stranger walked by,so i stopped him.

who are those ppl in black coats..what are they doing,i asked kindly..

japanese guy: they are japanese yakuzas..(gangsters) , (gestures) *piang piang* (gun shots) ,they are japanese's version of Chow Yuen Fat..

darren: oohhh..YAPUN TOU DEI (in english it means: japanese culprits).. Me *points at myself*, CHOW YUEN FAT!

japanese guy: i thought CHOW YUEN FAT in HOLLYWOOD??

darren: NoNO, i go to market 'mai soung' everyday~~ nono, hollywood.lei chek kak chut hui yak si.yan tei man lei kong Chow Yuen Fat hai lei geh pang yao. Domo?

japanese guy: domo domo!

walks back to the hotel....